What the HELL Was THAT!?
I just watched Megan Kelly do a 5 or 6 minute segment on a family being tormented by demons. Apparently social services went to some ladies house to sieze her kids and decided against it on the grounds that they came to believe that the mother was not at fault. They and the accompanying police officers determined that the children's injuries were actually caused by poltergeists or demons or some other ectoplasmic annoyances that do not belong on an actual news show.
"Whut?"
Look...Ms. Kelley...if you're going to go all Discovery Channel on us just bite the bullet and interview Bat Child....or switch to hosting Red Eye.
From episode 7 of Log Horizon, which, in addition to the definition, provides a more in depth examination of the of financial, logistical and personnel requirements for the successful execution of such an endeavor and touches on the vital importance of being able to identify and get in on the ground floor of promising business opportunities. The potential pitfalls of trade secret infringement are touched upon as well, but are not yet being examined to any great degree.
Genre Savvy
Yes, actually, you CAN simply walk into Mordor...but why would you if you had better options?
Log Horizon did not pique my interest one iota. The show concerns people trapped in a video game, which is a dumb concept and a genre that aside from the interesting but uneven Sword Art Online has generally stunk on ice. Upon closer observation it exhibits additional warning signs. The theme song is a bunch of screaming and the very first word uttered in the series is "Electric Fuzz!". Suffice it to say, confidence was not high.
However, I have been informed by a certifiable genius that this show is worthy, so I sat down and watched a bit...
That was 3 and a half hours ago, and it occurs to me that I really need to get to bed, but I don't wanna, 'cause golly this show is interesting.
How our characters got into this unlikely pickle is unclear...especially to them. Indeed given how Hobbsian their world quickly becomes, one might almost think that this is in fact the level of hell that gamers and NEETS are consigned to...if it were not for the idealism and decency that the protagonists exhibit.
Deftly blending fantasy and post-apocalyptic fiction as well as RPG and video game tropes ,Log Horizon is a show about the importance of a sense of wonder, ethics, hope and...civics. 6 episodes in it is a show that is unexpectedly good and shows great promise.
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Heh, heh. It gets better. And when you catch up, you'll have a great Saturday morning cartoon simulcast (7:30 EST) to follow on Crunchyroll.
I like the little spirit faces on the Light spells. There are a lot of little features like that.
You can also look into the vast quantities of light novel (the original source) and manga material that have been adapted into the show; the fan translations aren't superduper in some cases, but the added material adds a lot of flavor. (And foreshadowing, and spoilers.) There's also a really good (and really spoilerrific) set of fan wikis and TV Tropes pages.
However, with the amazingly deft and powerful way the anime has adapted all this material, and with the large number of eps already available to watch, I really think that resisting spoilers is a good idea. (I couldn't stand the wait anymore after ep 12 or so, and read the fan translated novels, so I did experience events in order. But I'm a bit sorry that I'm watching the anime as if it were my second viewing of events instead of getting the full impact new.)
The downside is that you too will find yourself singing "Database, database" or lines from "My Song." They really are earworms!
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at Tue Jan 28 07:08:07 2014 (cvXSV)
65 degrees
After a week of everything being frozen the town finally melted today.
Well...almost.
As I rushed to class, I discovered a truly rare and wondrous thing.
I found what must be the last patch of ice in Southeastern Virginia.
To wit....
An X-Ray turned up what they initially thought was a tumor or a cyst...which caused me much vexation. However, a subsequent CT scan seemed to indicate that there is a bone fragment caught in the ankle joint. I'll know something after I see the orthopedist tomorrow or Wednesday....I'm hoping for tomorrow, because today's weather was but a one day reprieve....it's supposed to start snowing tomorrow and carry on through Wednesday with accumilations of 6-8 inches.
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There appears to be a misplaced chestburster trying to escape from your big toe. Just thought you should know that.
Posted by: Wonderduck at Mon Jan 27 23:38:41 2014 (UVcMa)
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65 degrees and the town melted?
Sounds like the weather we've been having in Australia!
P.S. Ouch.
Get well soon!
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Tue Jan 28 07:03:42 2014 (2yngH)
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If it makes you feel any better, it's 65 here now...
Posted by: Avatar_exADV at Tue Jan 28 14:09:36 2014 (IopVv)
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We got above 0°F for the first time in 31 hours just a minute ago! It didn't last long, and we're going back down to -10°F tonight, but for one brief, shining moment...
...it was still frickin' cold.
Posted by: Wonderduck at Tue Jan 28 16:48:00 2014 (UVcMa)
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I thought ducks were migratory. Or are you only pretending to be a duck?
Posted by: Siergen at Tue Jan 28 17:55:16 2014 (c2+vA)
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OK we do not need the comments section here to become a nest of quack truthers and duck denialists.
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Tue Jan 28 18:38:26 2014 (DnAJl)
Ah, yes. Those patches of slippery that make life special. The sad thing is that you weren't even doing anything stupid.* Eat a lot of protein and calcium to make your muscles and bones happy, after they get the Fragment taken care of.
* Unlike me, who almost got to church after an icestorm, and collected my first broken bone thereby.
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at Fri Jan 31 14:25:05 2014 (nh8FR)
Bear With Us
As I type this the blog is all cattywhaumpus.
Fear not gentle reader. We called in The Pros from Dover, who quickly fixed everything!
Regrettably, we almost immediately broke it again.
Somehow....
So, we had to call them back, but there is some debate amongst us about WHICH Dover the Pros actually reside in. After scouring the white cliffs and ambling through Delaware, our stalwart band of remittance men are heading off to Tasmania in hopes of finding The Pros from Dover, who, notwithstanding some initial understandable confusion on our part, are completely unrelated to these guys.....
100 Years Ago This Year...
...the world was more interconnected by trade and communication than it had ever been before. For instance the British and German empires were each other best customers.
Then a few miscalculations sent things rather out of control...
This picture of the town of Reims, France gives some idea of the wretchedness that engulfed the world.
Source Unknown
That the long exposure of the photo reduces the towns survivors to images akin to ghosts is, perhaps, fitting.
This color photo of Verdun in mid 1916 also serves to remind us of the mistakes made so long ago.
Pitiful...but enough dwelling on the ancient past. Such images are from a less enlightened world, nearly a century removed from us. We have our problems today but we live in an age of unimaginable interconnectedness. There are certainly jihadist movements, ethnocentric conflicts, and civil strife but a war between great powers is unthinkable due to interconnectedness and interdependency.
In other news, via Instapundit...this happened yesterday at Davos.
Do read the whole thing,
The Chinese professional
acknowledged that if China asserted control over the disputed islands by
attacking Japan, America would have to stand with Japan. And he
acknowledged that China did not want to provoke America.
But then he said that many in China
believe that China can accomplish its goals — smacking down Japan,
demonstrating its military superiority in the region, and establishing
full control over the symbolic islands — with a surgical invasion.
In other words, by sending troops onto the islands and planting the flag.
Note this addendum....
Just interviewed Shinzo Abe @ Davos He said China and Japan now are in a "similar situation" to UK and Germany before 1914.
An Observation
If one is on a passionate and not entirely unwarranted tear about casual sexism and the need for respect in fandom, then referring to a male fan who makes an ass of himself as a "sperm sack" might not be the best was to advance this argument.
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Funny how it is always feminists who are full of contempt and downright hate. Are they really supposed to be the good guys? Maybe the "casual sexism" is nothing but proper chivalry. I noticed their true nature long ago and I am a big proponent of nicer behaviours they included into "sexist" nowadays. I even think that bagging everything together was a part of a strategy of denormalization... described in feminist books.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at Thu Jan 30 12:48:25 2014 (RqRa5)
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Actually, this is not one of those times.
I was too vague.
In this case, the casual sexism was some clerk in a comic store stating that a particular female artist would not be known in 5 years unless she released a sex tape....which is a pretty assinine thing to say.
The person who responded to this attack on her friend by calling him a sperm sack is very vocal about removing gender specific female specific slurs from acceptable use....hence by feeling that this does not advance her overall argument.
The stuff Pete is talking about is indeed pretty infuriating but it should be remembered that US fandom does have some, genuinely squalid problems with the treatment of female fans.
Also: Twitter is still of the devil.
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Thu Jan 30 16:29:24 2014 (DnAJl)
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I don't even try to keep up with Touhou anymore. Every game that Zun makes adds a whole new cast of characters, and it's gotten to the point that keeping up with the AKB variant casts would be easier.
Posted by: Avatar_exADV at Tue Jan 21 03:23:08 2014 (IopVv)
The Utility Seems Dubious At Best
Steven is asking a perfectly reasonable question.
Why would anyone want their refrigerator to have an internet connection?
Of all the appliances, one that would seem to have the least need for this is the refrigerator, since its only job is to maintain two or perhaps 3 CONSTANT temperatures. There is no need for updates, indeed they are unwelcome.
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Maybe if it could tell me while I'm out when I am out of something so I know to stop at the store. However, even if that could be made to work, I don't think it outweighs the risks involved with connecting the device to the Internet.
Posted by: Siergen at Mon Jan 20 09:38:27 2014 (c2+vA)
When Geniuses Blog
If you need to figure out a pun...
...in another language...
...from graffiti...
...that's 1700 years old...
Well, you probably need to talk to Suburbanbanshee.
Actually, I woke up from my first sleep, wondering all of a sudden how to say "My Little Pony" in Latin and what the etymology of "pony" is, and it kinda got more sleep-deprived from there.
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at Fri Jan 17 21:44:51 2014 (cvXSV)
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So, basically, they discovered the first Roman Brony?
Posted by: Mauser at Sat Jan 18 04:45:44 2014 (TJ7ih)
The sad thing is that "Mannula Mea" actually scans to the theme song. Also, a "horse chestnut" is a large version of the regular chestnut, but a "pony keg" is a small keg.
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at Sat Jan 18 21:04:12 2014 (cvXSV)
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Well, a Pony and a horse are not the same animal. A Pony is smaller than a horse, thus a Pony keg is smaller. (Young horses are not ponies, but Colts and Fillies. I'm not sure what young ponies are.)
Posted by: Mauser at Sat Jan 18 22:30:46 2014 (TJ7ih)
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Ponies and horses are both Equus ferus caballus. So are "miniature horses." The only difference is one of breed; and ponies are perfectly interfertile with horses. (Albeit your pony stallion would need a boost up in order to "cover" a full-sized mare, I guarantee that his doohickey would be perfectly capable of doing the covering.)
Donkeys and zebras are more distant relatives. Donkeys are fertile enough with horses and ponies to create mules, but mules are sterile. Zebras aren't interfertile with either.
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at Mon Jan 20 21:28:41 2014 (cvXSV)
Corrected For Mercator
This is interesting.
We've discussed amusing Mercator follies before, but this really drives home just how freaking huge Africa really is. As it straddles the equator, Africa (like South America) tends to receive maximal Mercator minimization.
Note that there is still space left over... I'm sure that one could squeeze Denmark, Austria, Hungary, Slovakia and some of the Balkans in there at least.
The map is nicked from this article which touches on the rather surprising great game pantomime between China and Japan in Africa.
Interestingly, while it does note that they are "playing different games", with Japan looking to open new markets and China focused on 'soft power', China's goal is expressed mainly in obtaining African support for Chinesse policies in the United Nations.
However, China's big goal seems to be resource utilization. Of course Africa is exceedingly rich in minerals and China's buying up mines is fairly well known, however there is a more basic resource that China is very interested in that Africa can provide....food.
China has been buying up arable land in Africa to compensate for their lack of such back home and setting up plantations. More on that here, here and here. This is all going on with little notice due to the unfortunate tendency to ignore the vast and underdeveloped continent.
Super Robot Girls-ZMazinger-Z, Great Mazinger, and UFO Robot Grendaizer are no longer particularly well known in the USA but the trilogy was the groundbreaking triumvirate of the super-robot genre. The three series were hugely influential. Grendaizer, in particular, the last and best of the series, was, under the name Golderack, a phenomenal hit in Europe and Canada.
Now 42 years later, they've remade all 3!
As the world has gone mad and nothing is sacred, they've remade the trilogy as a magical girl show.
Meet our Villains, Antagonists, audience identification characters. These young ladies work for the temp agency from hell....
....which is kind of a sketchy outfit and is involved in some dubious activities...
...like supervillany.
But the girls got all kinds of cybernetic implants out of the deal and they do seem to enjoy their work...
...until they don't.
Morale at their firm is an ongoing struggle.
You see...these are the designated "heroes"
"...and mercy is a dish we don't serve."
As one might guess from their badass longcoats of delinquency, they are unconcerned with proportionality (or collateral damage for that matter) and quite massively outmatch the villains. Based on three of the most beloved Super Robots of all time the heroes...are....
...ummm...
...well...
They are present.
The villains are kind of amusing though.
One format note: I was under the impression that the episode length was
10 minutes, but it seems to be around 26 minutes with three distinct
sketches in each episode.
This show is all over the place. Quite a few of the gags are references to the old shows so I'm not sure how much of the humor actually gets through to those who are unfamiliar with them. Do note that although it looks for a time like it might be kid friendly, it suddenly and jarringly isn't. The "beach" sketch went a tad
overboard with the fan service (and we here at Brickmuppet Blog are usually quite appreciative of such things).
Overall however, despite a great deal of structural stupidity, I found it to be a cute, funny show.
OP aside, the music is pretty good, with the BGM being based on the stirring BGMs of the source materials and the show has a manic enthusiasm that is engaging. Additionally, it seems they didn't skimp on the voice actors, having gotten a whole bunch of top tier talent to do bit parts.If the credits are any indication we'll be seeing Mecha Musume parodies of several of the unrelated Toei Super Robots, which I find myself looking forward to.
Super Robot Girls-Z is drunkenly riding a unicycle of exuberance across a tightrope of nostalgia while juggling vulgarity and hilarity over a roaring cataract of idiocy. It may not succeed, but even if it doesn't it will probably be amusing to watch until it falls.
Get it Quick!
One of our commentors, a Mr. Mauser, has taken time off from inflicting puns upon our comments section in order to publish an E-book book for the Kindle. I gather from the "Customers Who Viewed This Also Viewed.." section that it is a rather racy tome.
If you're interested in such things you probably should act now. His blog's title will likely result in a DMCA takedown notice on general principle.
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Heh, That's a weird aspect of Amazon's matching system. See, I actually put it up in Erotica for about the first 8 hours (since it does have sex in it) but I discovered that if you put a book in Science Fiction-General and Fiction-Erotica, the latter blocks out all other categories. Sarah Hoyt told me that unless it's entirely driven by Sex, it shouldn't be in Erotica, so I changed it, and it takes a while to propagate the change. In the intervening 8 hours, I got 4 of my six sales so far. (That doest count one UK sale-read-return cycle. Apparently you can do that in the EU.)
I actually had an earlier revision of the story on my DeviantArt account for three months. Of course, it had to come down when I launched the book, since Amazon would price match down to 0 for that.
It's quite nerve-wracking the first time you put something up like that. The butterflies in my stomach were re-enacting the Reno Air Races the whole time.
Posted by: Mauser at Wed Jan 15 07:25:27 2014 (TJ7ih)
Full disclosure:
I'm not a Catholic. I'm a Methodist...we're way removed from those Catholic types because we got excommunicated from the Anglican Church over several disagreements of which ordaining ministers in the rebellious 13 colonies was the final straw...though a strong strain of what would later be called Disestablishmentarianism probably did not help. I mention this for two reasons....
First: I have for years tried to work the word antidisestablishmentarianism
into a post and the above mention of its polar opposite is probably the
closest I'll ever get.
Second: For the purposes of this post I need to assure my readers that that as far as I'm concerned them thar Catholics are all
infidels and I am not being manipulated, threatened or brainwashed by
papist puppeteers.
AUUUGH...He's taking about, politics...AND religion...in the same post. Now I'll NEVER have any friends!
That's a shame, if I may say so. It's an even bigger shame that, if Jamie Stiehm is any indication, Jack Chick's vitriol may outlive him. (Just how old is Chick, anyway? He must be getting up there. Like Montgomery Burns, he's evil, but he'll be dead soon; we can take some comfort in that.)
it isn't strictly about politics
If I may inject a smidgen of politics, I feel compelled to point out that this is yet another instance of leftists turning on one their own like a pack of wolves at the slightest step away from the party line. In less than four years, Chief Justice Sotomayor has gone from being praised as a "wise Latina woman" to being branded a Papist tyrant.
Posted by: Peter the Not-so-Great at Tue Jan 14 20:35:14 2014 (0KEH0)
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Seriously, what is that image from? The flowers made me think Railgun, but it's not.
Posted by: Mauser at Wed Jan 15 07:28:22 2014 (TJ7ih)
Via NBF. It looks like a company called Advanced Tactics has developed a flying, off road capable van. It looks utterly impractical, but note that unlike earlier attempts at this sort of thing, the AT Transformer is actually van/truck sized with the rotors retracted and takes off vertically. Thus, it is at least in theory much more practical than the roadable airplanes that crop up from time to time.
I don't know if it would be robust enough for battlefield use, particularly in a world full of IEDs, It looks like it ought to be inherently fragile since it has to be light enough to fly. Still, mobility and versatility do trump protection in some situations, and while this is unlikely to do flying or driving very well, the ability to do both may well have some niche utility, I could see this thing possibly being useful in a civilian capacity Alaska or Canada.
Ignoring the road feature, this vehicles landing footprint and stowed size are tiny compared to most naval helicopters, (the SH 60 Seahawk is 40'x10feet...folded) so this may have some maritime potential giving very small ships the ability to operate a utility helicopter with a useful load.
More importantly....14 years into the 21st century...we finally have a flying car.
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Interestingly, the engines are not numbered, but named: Dasher, Dancer Prancer, Vixen....
It probably has the advantage over an Osprey if it loses an engine.
Posted by: Mauser at Mon Jan 13 00:08:20 2014 (TJ7ih)
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I could see fire departments wanting to own at least one, to be equipped as ambulances for urgent cases in places where medevac helicopters could not land.
Posted by: Wonderduck at Mon Jan 13 00:47:11 2014 (Izt1u)
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Rikka does somewhat move right to left and back in that there gif. Is it due to cavitation?
I can't bring myself to watch this season yet.
By the way, did you lose a bet with Bob? Just asking. No reason in particular.
Posted by: topmaker at Tue Jan 14 20:06:50 2014 (2yZsg)
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"I've got plenty of time" I said....
"The college bookstore closes at 7 on Sunday" I said...
"...But classes start tomorrow, they might close early" BOB! said...
"That's sillyBOB!" I said.
"If anything they'll have extended hours today." I said....
"There's no reason they would close early" I said...
Note: When school policies such as not opening the dorms until 2 0r three days before classes result in a majority of the, 24,259 students at a university rushing through the college bookstore on a weekend ,then the fire marshal can give a perfectly adequate reason for the bookstore to disallow any further entries well before closing time.
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Sat Jan 18 21:31:05 2014 (DnAJl)
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Well, yes, and the likelihood of the pic being taken in Japan is quite high...but I'm not sure of it and don't know the source.
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at Sun Jan 12 14:04:22 2014 (DnAJl)
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It looks like the original source is an Instagram user in Japan: 1, 2, 3.
-j
Posted by: J Greely at Sun Jan 12 14:53:47 2014 (+cEg2)
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I think you should have attached this blog post to your email. It would have both demonstrated your point, and added a great deal of awesome to the recipient's day.
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at Sun Jan 12 19:11:38 2014 (cvXSV)
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